{"product_id":"extraterrestrial-cephalopod-greywater-labs-specimen-p-51-123-c","title":"Extraterrestrial Cephalopod | Greywater Labs Recovered Materials Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecimen ID: P-51-123-C — Catalog No: 1951-ETG\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eGreywater Labs – Department of Curiosities and Unknown Specimens\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003ePreserved in Formalin. Acquired: 1951. Origin: Unknown.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat the official report calls a “recovered atmospheric anomaly,” Patient 19 calls “the thing that showed up in the courtyard and wouldn’t leave.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecimen P-51-123-C is a cephalopod-adjacent organism of extraterrestrial origin, recovered during an incident that Greywater Labs has officially classified as \u003cem\u003eNone of Your Business (Category 4).\u003c\/em\u003e It has eight limbs, no discernible agenda, and a deeply unsettling habit of appearing slightly larger than it did yesterday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eResearchers have noted that it does not respond to its name. This is because it has not been given one. This is intentional. We are not getting attached.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCurrent Status:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contained. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hand-finished 3D printed Extraterrestrial Cephalopod is designed for display in a specimen jar filled with water or resin for a full “Area 51 research station” effect — or displayed as-is for those who prefer their oddities dry and uncontained.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3D printed with hyper-detailed tentacle and sucker texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-finished and ready for your specimen jar or curiosity cabinet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpecimen label included\u003c\/strong\u003e — printed and ready to attach: \u003cem\u003eExtraterrestrial Specimen (Cephalopod) — Preserved in Formalin — Origin Unknown\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of the Greywater Labs 1951 Recovered Materials Collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJar not included. Neither is an explanation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt came from somewhere. We’re choosing not to find out where.\u003c\/em\u003e 🐙👽\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Feather Creek Design","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53274157089133,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0995\/1100\/9645\/files\/octo.jpg?v=1777593079","url":"https:\/\/feathercreekdesign.shop\/products\/extraterrestrial-cephalopod-greywater-labs-specimen-p-51-123-c","provider":"Feather Creek Design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}