Alien Embryo | Greywater Labs Recovered Materials Collection

Specimen Jar #7 — Extraterrestrial Embryonic Organism (Unclassified)
Greywater Labs – Xenobiology & Recovered Materials Division

Recovered during what the official report describes as a “weather balloon incident” and what Patient 19 describes as “Tuesday,” Specimen Jar #7 contains a single extraterrestrial embryo in a state of suspended development.

It has not moved. It has not grown. It has, however, been observed sighing on three separate occasions, which the research team has agreed to collectively ignore.

Current status: Non-hostile. Possibly judgmental.

Greywater Labs makes no claims regarding the embryo’s origin, intentions, or feelings about being on your bookshelf. We do, however, recommend keeping it away from direct sunlight, houseplants, and anyone who talks too loudly about their opinions.

This hand-finished 3D printed Alien Embryo is designed to be displayed inside a transparent jar filled with water or resin for a full “laboratory specimen” effect — or displayed as-is for maximum unsettling charm.

• 3D printed with fine organic detail — every tendril, every fold, every quietly judging eye socket
• Hand-finished and ready for your specimen jar or curiosity cabinet
• Part of the Greywater Labs Ward C Recovered Materials Collection
• Jar not included. The embryo’s opinions are also not included but will be provided free of charge.

It came a long way to end up on your shelf. The least you can do is dust it occasionally. 👽🫙