Grumpy Crab — Deep Sea Specimen | Greywater Labs Recovered Materials Collection

Recovered from the pressure-cracked sediment of an unnamed trench, this specimen arrived at Greywater Labs with its claws raised and its expression unchanged. Researchers noted it appeared to be annoyed before it was fossilized. It has not improved its mood since.

Meet the Grumpy Crab — a bold, chunky 3D printed sculpture with a face that says exactly what it thinks of you. Its wide stance, raised claws, and exaggerated features are packed with personality, while subtle surface texturing gives it the look of something dredged up from the deep. Equal parts ocean-inspired charm and deeply unimpressed attitude.

• 3D printed & hand-finished with deliberate, grumpy care
• Part of the Greywater Labs Recovered Materials Collection
• Bold, chunky design with expressive face and raised claws
• Subtle texture detail across the shell and legs
• A perfect piece for the oddity collector, the marine enthusiast, or anyone who relates to being perpetually annoyed
• Available in a variety of colors — just ask!

Do not attempt to negotiate with it. 🦀