Moochickens — Observed Specimens (Ward C) | Greywater Labs Recovered Materials Collection

MooChickens (Observed Specimens, Ward C Window & Therapy Courtyard)
Notes by Patient 19 — Greywater Labs

People keep asking me what the moochickens taste like. (Why would I know that?) I keep telling them, "I don't eat my classmates." But they never stop asking, so I've started answering with whatever comes to mind.

The Brown Ones:
I don't know what they taste like. Probably paprika and regret. But I do know that the brown moochickens are really good at chess. One of them beat me in six moves and then strutted off humming the Knight Rider theme.

— P19

This hand-finished 3D printed Moochicken sculpture captures the dignified absurdity of Ward C's most enigmatic residents. Part cow, part chicken, entirely unbothered. Part of the Greywater Labs Recovered Materials Collection. A perfect companion for your desk, shelf, or therapy courtyard.

• 3D printed & hand-painted with care and mild concern
• Part of the Greywater Labs Recovered Materials Collection
• Excellent at chess. Do not challenge it.
• Available in a variety of colors — just ask!

Paprika and regret sold separately. 🐄🐔