This sign is a heartfelt tribute to the unsung hero of every workplace, household, and group chat — the one who somehow ends up managing every crisis, emergency, last-minute request, and completely avoidable disaster that becomes their responsibility anyway.
Duties include:
⚠️ Assess the chaos
✅ Contain the fire
🧲 Apply sarcasm
☕ Document for later (caffeine fueled)
Not my job, but it is my problem.
Makes the perfect gift for that coworker, manager, parent, or friend who holds everything together while quietly losing their mind. Hang it in the office, the break room, above your desk, or anywhere the chaos tends to gather.
